THE PENIS TATTOO
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says: "Where have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill
on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. number two, once in a
while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going
out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want!"