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Here's my shilling from the same set

for 'tying up her husband and chopping off his penis with a rose pruner' after she told 911 operators that when she 'attacked his favorite part of himself, there wasn't even enough blood to write sinner' Victoria Thomas Frabutt, 56, is said to have tied up James Frabutt, 61, before cutting off his manhood at their Newport, North Carolina home on Tuesday She was pictured crying in court Wednesday where her bail was raised to $500k Thomas Frabutt told 911 operators a pruner 'good for pruning roses' was used 'I couldn't even get enough blood to make the sign of the cross,' she told them Any motive remains unclear but she refers to James as her soon-to-be ex She told authorities James was 'just dandy' when asked if he was still breathing Chief Detective Jason Wank said the body part was successfully located By Lauren Fruen and Leah Simpson For Dailymail.com MAJOR WANK LOL

Did they meet at a dansak?

I know that estate agents have a reputation for charging a lot for not doing much, but in Kidderminster, for decades now, the main estate agents have been Doolittle and Dalley.

True story: my late dad's bladder complaint was operated on by a surgeon called Dick Pocock.

Not forgetting Angus McCoatup

I live near Bacon End. Its an absolute Pigs Arse to find.

Knew a guy whose parents didn't think ahead, Alan Ian Richard France. Best part is he was a cargo handler for British Midland.

True story - we used to have a colleague called Mike Hunt, causing ribald laughter in the office every time he was called by tannoy to go somewhere. For a short time they tried "Mick Hunt", which caused even greater laughter. Eventually they just settled for "Mr Michael Hunt".....no sense of humour some people

You sure it wasn't Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?