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A pirate walks into a bar. He's got the whole pirate look down. He's got the peg leg, the hook hand, an eyepatch and the hat all going on.
The bartender takes all of this in, impressed. There's just one odd thing and he just has to ask.
"So Mr. Pirate, your look is pretty cool. I gotta ask though, what's with the chocolate wrapper on your hat?"
The pirate replied, "Arrrrgh, I've a Bounty on me head!