That reminds me
Years ago a lady friend was looking for an old Cliff Richard tune, “Two lips and seven kisses”. I remember her ringing around several local record shops to no avail.
Then she rang a shop in the next village, “Do you have Two lips and seven kisses?” she asked.
It all went rather quiet the other end for several seconds, then all of a sudden a male voice came back, “No love but i’ve got two balls and seven inches”
Rather surprised, she asked “ is that a record?” to which he replied “ no love, it’s just above average” and hung up.