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As I get older, all I need is Specsavers, Boots & Greggs. Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!

So, my neighbour with the big boobs is outside gardening topless today. Just wish his wife would do the same.

Cynically one might suggest he resents releasing control of the commission bids as this allows him to bid up to the maximum, even when no one else is interested...

It was a typo - should have been Semra Cetin-Lockdown

or his adopted daughter........

The Innuendo Society has announced a big rise in its male members

Cetin is a very unfortunate surname anyway, given what the addition of an extra r after the C makes it.

Yep. That's why I use a two point system - acceptable or not. The number on the slab might attract your attention, but ultimately you look at the coin and say yes or no.

In that case, "next slide please"

Maybe she's practicing for when she goes into politics - she's perfect to be part of the Covid Response Briefings....

I wonder how far away the noise could be heard when Steve suggested putting his surname first...…..

If that's the case the word that comes to mind is bargepole.

But from a purely practical point of view, we as customers are going to need to know the arrangements, and know soon. Hopefully, as soon as the catalogue is released this will be the case. If it isn't then there's a problem. Just replying "the auction will go ahead", is sidestepping the question as I don't imagine any of us envisaged that it wouldn't. You kind of get the feeling that most organisations would have squarely addressed the issue well in advance, and shared their thinking with potential bidders.

Well observed - never noticed the name change.

My latest penny received to day from the Coin King CGS 75

The man who invented auto correct has died. May he rust in piss

My old house used to be a stones throw away from one.

I don´t suppose anyone has a trebuchet I can borrow? I know it´s a long shot.

Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially.

Just seen a massive fight in the toilet roll aisle at my local supermarket with approximately 20 people involved. The good news is no one was injured badly just some soft tissue damage.

Another one from the same source as Brenda's Beaver:

The seasonal deaths peak has been boosted by Covid, but hearing about Tim Brooke-Taylor hit me rather, and now Dave Greenfield and Florian Schneider!!!!!