Three squirrels were sitting on animal hides...
The first squirrel was sitting on a rabbit hide and weighed one pound. The second squirrel was sitting on a wolf hide and weighed two pounds. And the third squirrel was sitting on a hippopotamus hide and weighed three pounds. This proves that the squirrel on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squirrels on the other two hides.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265193917882
It was either this or a dodgy teddy bear from this seller. Personally I would need a photo of Beonna holding this coin, signed by Beonna himself, before I would consider it for more than £3.50
I had squirrels breaking into my peanut bird feeders, until I doused the nuts in tabasco.
The pilfering stopped _immediately_ .
A squirrel sitting on the fence freaked out, frantically wiping it's face on the fence,
trying to stop the burning was hilarious. They never came back.