No your wouldn't, you jumped up little pip squeak, because I would have been justified in my actions, and the Head would take me (Dr Krause) seriously, and certainly not you! I would be deeply offended if I was told to Go back to South Africa, where I belong. After probably being invited to the UK to help fill a shortage of teachers, leaving my home land and starting fresh in a foreign country. I remember I once asked an Australian supply teacher if he was decended from convicts or aboriginies, then I stated that he was too fair skinned to be of the latter. He marched me out of the class room and almost decked me! He wasn't very pleased and I'd been calling him Bruce all leason. But of course I look back now with maturity and realise that I would of bloody well deserved it if he had! It was early 90's so after the banning of physical punishment at schools, but he did almost loose it. So well done that man for keeping control. That'll loose me some Australian customers now!