"Hi Susie Worm"
"Hi John Worm. What's new?"
"Nothing. But something not new.. I found another Roman sestertius the other day. My collection is really coming along"
"So that's 2 sestertii, 3 belt buckles, 1 Spice Girls fan club badge, 6p, 3 discarded face masks, an empty Special Brew bottle, and a used syringe, right?"
"Yeah. Gonna sell the lot at Baldworms when the time's right"