Stuff to Make Us Laugh

[copper123 1,550]

a cross between a shitzu and a jack russell is acctually called  jackshit

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A family friend has a Shih Tzu / Maltese mix. I can't but help think it'd be a great brand name for a laxative.

[secret santa 2,382]

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[PWA 1967 2,233]

Its that cold our local flash has frozen.

[blakeyboy 1,809]

On 1/6/2025 at 8:57 AM, secret santa said:

That is a _very_ cleaned up version of an actual conversation between Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine when they were married....

[blakeyboy 1,809]

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[blakeyboy 1,809]

I wonder if this is the drill body I ordered off Ebay?

 

[secret santa 2,382]

Either that or an illegal firearm.

[blakeyboy 1,809]

...my mate told me that I needed a boy to help me in the workshop, but so far I can't see any advantages....

 

[Peckris 2 2,189]

wouldn't be a joke in America where they pronounce it ‘booey’ not ‘boy’!

[copper123 1,550]

they call you a boy if you are are a fifty year old in many southern states 

[blakeyboy 1,809]

On 2/22/2025 at 5:23 PM, copper123 said:

they call you a boy if you are are a fifty year old in many southern states 

...especially if you are in jail....

[copper123 1,550]

On 1/29/2025 at 1:02 PM, alfnail said:

Tut tut you missed out the newly named welsh sea

[copper123 1,550]

Thieves stole a £2.8m solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace in an "audacious raid" which took just five minutes, a court has heard.

The toilet was plumbed in and fully functioning as part of an art exhibition at the Oxfordshire stately home in September 2019.

Michael Jones, 39, from Divinity Road, Oxford denies a charge of burglary. Frederick Sines, 36, also known as Frederick Doe, from Windsor, and 41-year-old Bora Guccuk, from west London, have pleaded not guilty to conspiring to transfer criminal property.

Their trial at Oxford Crown Court was told the toilet was most likely broken up and was never recovered.

police said they had nothing to go on

Edited February 24 by copper123

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