Jelly Bean

[davidrj 194]

loved this link

But even better than the story, look at the Indy's URL

###http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/utter-PR-fiction-but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it-lets-just-print-it-2269573.html###

David

[Cerbera100 0]

awesome... not the story, the link!

[Peckris 579]

"As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me,"

Literally? Wow. However did she manage to fit into a jelly bean jar? Did she have her legs spread? Was there a grassy knoll? Was the sweetshop in Roswell? I think we should be told.

More worrying however, is the fact that the future Queen of England is nothing more than a jelly bean. They must have got a special licence for Westminster Abbey, I'm not sure a jelly bean ever got married there before. Will Archbishop Rowntrees Williams perform the ceremony?