Can you sell anything as well as coins here

[Gollum 2]

like the wife n kids.

[ski 1]

is youre wife lustreous and in uncirculated condition? if so you may get a taker.

the kids their a bit like 1967 pennies.....everybody has some but their of no great value.

[Peckris 579]

is youre wife lustreous and in uncirculated condition? if so you may get a taker.

the kids their a bit like 1967 pennies.....everybody has some but their of no great value.

Depends whether you have some chimneys that need sweeping

[Gollum 2]

is youre wife lustreous and in uncirculated condition? if so you may get a taker.

the kids their a bit like 1967 pennies.....everybody has some but their of no great value.

not the best pic.

Yours for £1.50

Edited January 7, 2012 by Gollum

[Debbie 58]

I feel sorry for your wife.....if my hubby posted a photo of me on a public forum I would kill him!

[TomGoodheart 403]

Yours for £1.50

Yeah, but I expect the P&P will be prohibitive ...

[Gollum 2]

I feel sorry for your wife.....if my hubby posted a photo of me on a public forum I would kill him!

Why, she's dressed, nothing to be ashamed of and she knows it's here (before it was posted too ).

Edited January 7, 2012 by Gollum

[ski 1]

Depends whether you have some chimneys that need sweeping

true enough mr dick van dyke

Yours for £1.50

oh dear o dear mr gollum........you aint got the hang of this have you, you pay us to take her away, payment accepted in uncirculated vicky crowns and d/florins.

I feel sorry for your wife.....if my hubby posted a photo of me on a public forum I would kill him!

no i hadnt better say anything, my sense of humour will get me into trouble

peckris............heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllpppppp

[Peckris 579]

Depends whether you have some chimneys that need sweeping

true enough mr dick van dyke

Yours for £1.50

oh dear o dear mr gollum........you aint got the hang of this have you, you pay us to take her away, payment accepted in uncirculated vicky crowns and d/florins.

I feel sorry for your wife.....if my hubby posted a photo of me on a public forum I would kill him!

no i hadnt better say anything, my sense of humour will get me into trouble

peckris............heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllpppppp

You're on your own there, mate!

[ski 1]

You're on your own there, mate!

cheers buddy ha

[Peckris 579]

You're on your own there, mate!

cheers buddy ha

You're welcome They don't call me Tonto for nothing - I know when there's Injuns just over that there hill

[ski 1]

Injuns

Injuns????...........diesel or petrol

[Peckris 579]

Injuns

Injuns????...........diesel or petrol

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are at the North Pole, and Kimo Sabi decides to go into the saloon for a drink to warm up. "You coming too, Tonto?"

"No. Me no like white man's poison, me no go in there."

"But you'll catch your death of cold."

"Is not a problem - Tonto run around town many times to keep warm. Kimo Sabi go enjoy his poison."

The Lone Ranger goes in and orders a double whisky, knocks it back it one. Barman looks and says "Another?" "Yes, ok" Another double appears and is knocked back in one. Barman decides he likes masked man - "Another?"

Lone Ranger looks at the bottle, looks at his empty glass, sighs and shakes his head. "I can't. I've left my Injun running."

[ski 1]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are at the North Pole, and Kimo Sabi decides to go into the saloon for a drink to warm up. "You coming too, Tonto?"

"No. Me no like white man's poison, me no go in there."

"But you'll catch your death of cold."

"Is not a problem - Tonto run around town many times to keep warm. Kimo Sabi go enjoy his poison."

The Lone Ranger goes in and orders a double whisky, knocks it back it one. Barman looks and says "Another?" "Yes, ok" Another double appears and is knocked back in one. Barman decides he likes masked man - "Another?"

Lone Ranger looks at the bottle, looks at his empty glass, sighs and shakes his head. "I can't. I've left my Injun running."

ooowwwwww what a team.......morecombe and wise eat youre heart out......

i'll load the bullets...peckris can pull the trigger.

azda and gollum, you should book us for youre big party.

[ski 1]

an englishman is lost driving around ireland , he stops outside a pub and says to guy supping some guiness.....can you tell me the quickest way to dublin.

the guy asks ....are you walking or driving?

im driving he replies........thatll be the quickest way replies the irishman

[Paulus 1,975]

an englishman is lost driving around ireland , he stops outside a pub and says to guy supping some guiness.....can you tell me the quickest way to dublin.

the guy asks ....are you walking or driving?

im driving he replies........thatll be the quickest way replies the irishman

I like that one!

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog

[ski 1]

ha...very good

i like "i bought the wife for xmas" jokes......heres a couple.....please add

i bought the wife for xmas

a false leg.....................................it wasnt her main present, just a stocking filler

one of those new high power torches..............you should have seen her little face light up

a new matching belt and bag.....................the hoover works a blxxdy treat now

[Peckris 579]

Rich guy pulls up in his Rolls at a remote garage in the country.

"Fill her up, my good man."

When he comes to pay, a few golf tees come out of his pocket as well. The yokel has never seen those before.

"What be they zurr?"

"Oh they are tees - I put my balls on them when driving off."

The yokel shakes his head in admiration.

"Rolls Royce eh, zurr - they thinks of everything!"

[ski 1]

having filled up her car with gasolin, the dumb blonde realises shes locked herself out of her car

she goes into the garage and pays for her gas and explains to the guy on the till that shes locked out.

he says im kinda busy, take this wire and push it down on the inside of the window and see if you can pull up the door catch. i will come out as soon as i can.

after 20 mins the guy realises that woman is still at her car, so he goes out to help

when he gets there, there is a second dumb blonde sitting in the car saying......left a bit, up a bit

[ski 1]

2 dumb blondes walk into a building

you would have thought one of them would have seen it!

[ski 1]

i bought the wife for xmas

some new vibrators.......dish washer, tumble dryer and lawn mower

[just.me 23]

Paddy says 'hey Murphy, how come scuba divers always fall off the boat backwards?'

Murphy replies 'Paddy you thick twat, if they fell forwards, they' still be on the fooking boat!'

[Peckris 579]

David Beckham and Alex Ferguson are at a very important dinner, where Beckham has been asked to speak on a particular topic. At the end of the meal he stands up and says "They're small, they're white, they're minty, and they leave your breath feeling fresh."

Looking pleased with himself, he sits down again.

Sir Alex is furious. "You stupid wee c**t - I told them you were going to talk about TACTICS".