Light Hearted Humour For The New Year

[Rob 3,152]

Courtesy of my youngest.

Proof that light travels faster than sound - Some people appear bright until they open their mouth.

[Accumulator 52]

Very good! Similar to Mark Twain's: "Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt".

[Rob 3,152]

Another word of wisdom.

Nobody is useless - They can always be used as a bad example.

[azda 979]

Never eat yellow snow

[Peckris 579]

Never wash your hands if you can't tell the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

[Accumulator 52]

Never wash your hands if you can't tell the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

You do talk bullocks, Peckris!

Edited January 2, 2014 by Accumulator

[Rob 3,152]

Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.

[Coinery 1,157]

Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.

And that reminds me of the Brummy fisherman who caught a 'whale' and threw it back because it had no spokes in it!

Tommy Cooper!

[Peter 615]

Tommy Cooper is my sense of humour.He said he was on a whisky diet and lost three days.

[azda 979]

A wise man once said, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

[josie 8]

Speak less,laugh first.

[1949threepence 3,367]

Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you on experience.

[Fubar 80]

Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.

And that reminds me of the Brummy fisherman who caught a 'whale' and threw it back because it had no spokes in it!

Tommy Cooper!

Once, while in a large Birmingham shopping mall, whose name escapes me, we asked, with my wife's Essex accent, for directions to a toy store and ended up at The Tie Shop.

[Coinery 1,157]

Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.

And that reminds me of the Brummy fisherman who caught a 'whale' and threw it back because it had no spokes in it!

Tommy Cooper!

Once, while in a large Birmingham shopping mall, whose name escapes me, we asked, with my wife's Essex accent, for directions to a toy store and ended up at The Tie Shop.

great!

The Bull Ring I think it is?

[Peter 615]

Kipper tie anyone?

[bagerap 706]

Tow sugars please